So I bought some scratch off tickets. I'm hoping to get this 200K a year for life. I scratch the "winning numbers". I scratch off "my numbers" one of the winning numbers is 5, so I get a 4 and a 6. Another winning number is 9, I get an 8 and a 10. It's like that on all 5 cards. I only won $20.00. DAMMIT! Of course I knew it was a waste of money when I was buying them, but maybe, just maybe.... nah, didn't work.




