Dear Friend, We know you've waited 8 years for this wedding, we know it's extra special because you're now a breast cancer survivor, and yes, this village is beautiful. We DID come. But what were you thinking inviting 90 people from around the world to a tiny village in France 25 miles from the nearest train station, on Bastille Day when nothing (including car hire) is open? Everyone has a horror story about getting here, but the best is the 5 guests who came all the way from the middle east who are at this moment WALKING the last 8 miles to get to the wedding on time. Nice one.