Ants are taking over my kitchen. I think they come out of the sink. It's gross, but I don't know how to kill them without using nasty pesticides in the kitchen!! I whack them with a dish towel instead. It's literally driving me mad.

I have a toddler and a newborn. I am a much better mommy to my newborn than I was to my firstborn when she was her age. It's not a matter of loving one more--I love them both so much it breaks my heart--but a matter of simply relaxing. I was in a constant state of panic with my firstborn. I was terrified she would die of SIDS, so I would stay up all night listening to her breathe. I was terrified of her falling and breaking her neck, so I changed her diapers on the floor. My firstborn was so fussy her first year and she was probably reacting to my fear for her safety. This time around I realize that chances are pretty good that she will make it through the night and that bumps and bruises are simply part of growing up. My newborn is so calm and happy. I feel so bad for my firstborn that I wasn't as good for her as I am to her sister. I just wish I could stop panicking with her normal toddler misadventures. It's a hard habit to break.

I censor my elderly parents' mail. If I don't they will give money to every "charity" out there. They sometimes get as many as 10 donation requests in the mail per day.I throw away 95% of them.

I get horny every timeI look at my husband. I want to touch and kiss him. I don'tt think he feels the same way.

It turns me on to think of men looking at me. I don't think they do though.

I am 37 weeks pregnant and I am already a bad mom. I try to figure out ways to break my own water so they wont send me home from L&D again. I have been having contractions for 2 weeks and I can't take this anymore. I wish I could score some pot so at least this wouldn't be horrible. I also want a drink.

I will never drive a minivan or SUV. My daughter and I are quite happy in my sporty coupe.

I want to be pregnant so badly.

I am NOT a good housekeeper.

I NEVER masturbate. If I am horny I have sex with my husband. He makes me orgasm every time!