If you're going to continually be late getting documents to me, then force me to beg for sources multiple times, and THEN have to be reminded after countless emails, well, you might just be my least favorite person to work with.

Less than 30 minutes into the work day and its already hit the fan. Several times over. Going to be a GREAT day!!!

oh so you can get her on time .. Sorry I was confused because you get here everyday at 830 but now when there is a chance to get Fridays off if you come in at 730 well whoo hoo look who made it here early!!! wow and to think all those conversations that started with “its just hard for me to get out of the house before 815 were all in vain

Gawd what crawled up your butt? How about either actually letting me explain without interrupting me or else quit jumping to conclusions and ASK ME first! I hate you and I hate working for you you disrespectful rude sexist hypocritical @ss!

The office where I'm working right now just instituted a recylcing policy. There are no trash cans allowed in your personal work space. If you want to throw something away, you must go out to the hall where there are three colored bins with signs above them with lengthy descriptions of what goes in each bin. It seems unduly complicated. I'm sorry, I don't have time for this crap.

I'm taking Friday off and I just remembered that Monday is Memorial Day - can't wait for this weekend!!!

I work at a Peds office and we charge no-shows. It is so funny how pissed some parents get when they get a no-show fee then I look at their records and they have 2-3 no-shows in a row or they called right before or AT the appointment time to cancel so they think that shouldn't count. Contrary to what you may think, you aren't our only patient and our doctor's time slots are precious and limited. Try showing up next time or rescheduling at a decent time. Moron.

I wish today was Friday.

We have this item that we offer in a couple different sizes. "Which one is better?" he asks. Better? For what? It's a matter of taste whether you like the bigger one or the smaller one. I explain again that they're the same thing, only in different sizes. "But which one do you like? Which one should I get?" >:I

I hate when people say "I know you are doing your best but..." if I'm doing my best that is all I can do, so don't tell me anything else to do on top of it.