Dear God. Make me a bird. So I can fly far. Far far away from here.

I hate my job. I hate all the stupid people I work with. I hate my lying bitch of a boss. But I can't quit and find something else because this job allows me to take off whenever I need to with the kids (for sickness of field trips). Plus, the hours are great. I go in after I take them to school and get off on hour or so before I have to pick them up. They are realy lenient on absenteeism and being late. I could never find such a paid back work place anywhere else. So I just have to put up with idiots.

Thank God my bi-polar, no common sense, sex offender boss finally QUIT.

That day we went to lunch at Tim's...we kissed. And everyday since then, I've regretted not kissing you the way I've always dreamed of kissing you.

I feel really bad for calling the office manager "the crypt keeper" the first few weeks at my new job. This week, she's been so nice, and emailed the HR dept. on my behalf, to have them enforce the policy that my desk is covered so I can actually leave for lunch.

The gossip in my workplace is not spicy enough - if only they all knew that this morning I had my tongue up the librarians ass...

i work really really fast while there are people watching so i can get all of my work done early and then i sit around staring at the clock for the next few hours when i should really be "finding something to do". sometimes i read magazines. sometimes i write lists of patients who have harassed me so i can harass them someday. sometimes i really hate my job.

When your done eating snacks at your desk.....why do you sit there and lick each finger clean ? That's soooo nasty....remind me to never eat your food or touch your papers.....

Yes, I am an IT guy.. No, I do not think I am the be all end all.. Yes, if you piss me off I will fuck up your world as you know it!!

please don't stand behind me and read my computer screen......it's so annoying. Please I may be writing in to TOC about you....