March 10, 2010|
My husband and I have an agreement-I clean up kid puke, he cleans up pet puke. It's great for me now that the kids are old enough to make it to the bathroom, too bad he can't train the dog and cat to do that! more |
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F*** you BIL, and your snooty, holier-than-thou wife. I hope the two of you choke to death on the only thing you give a tiny rat's ass about. Though you may think having more money makes you better than everyone, just remember all your money will someday be gone and if/when your "time of need" ever comes, don't bother asking us for help. As a matter of fact, do us a favor and just stay the hell away from me, my husband, and our kids. F***ing pricks.
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shareWhat ever asshole thought white cabinets in a kitchen was a good idea must have been smoking crack. I hate them...hate them...hate them. I wish I would have known this before we bought this stupid house, I don't want to have to spend the money to get new ones....gah!
I am going to post something nice about DH for once, lol...I got my period early and was craving some wine and cupcakes, lol...even though he had plans to go out tonight, he offered and then ran to the store for me last minute, and even called me from the store to make sure he got the right stuff...even though we've had some bad times lately, things like this remind me of what a good guy he really is. Of course, I'll be wanting to smother him with a pillow when he starts snoring tonight...: )
I dont think my Dh fully understood what being a SAHM entails, until I let the house go to shit for one work day. I didnt do dishes, laundry, vacuum, pick up toys, dust, or clean up the bathroom-among other things I do while taking care of our kids. Now he gets it! ..and boy is he pissed to be cleaning it on his own while I sip my wine!
I hate those parents who think it's appropriate to allow their children to throw tantrums in the store. Really you think you're big and bad for ignoring them, but really you just want to get your shopping done and it's obvious why you couldn't find a baby sitter.
Names DH and I call our cat other than his real name: Mr. Wompus, Wompuscat, Wompitty Womp, Snugglebuddy, Snugglebunny, Kitty Witty, Kitty Witty Woo Woo, Snuggle Bumpkins, Sweetbaby, Sweetboy, Sugarbaby, Sugar wompkins, Snuggleuffikins, Snuggly Wuggly, Suga wooga, to name a few
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