Today my best friend's husband told me that I'm "the best fifth wheel anyone could ask for". I know he absolutely didn't mean it in a bad way, and I just laughed it off, but I can't stop thinking about it now. All I've ever been is the 5th wheel (including at my own birthday dinners some years) and I'm SO TIRED of it.

I'm saving anal until I'm married. A girl has to save SOMETHING for her husband.

I was just reading about this horrible trial going on. This poor woman was murdered by her rotten abusive husband. The sad thing is he was abusive before they married and all her friends and coworkers were trying to get her to dump him. Even her bridesmaids refused to go to her wedding. It sounds like this poor girl was the poster child for rotten self esteem. She kept making excuses for him and always had explanations for her injuries. It's like she thought she didn't deserve better. That's even sadder than her death.

I used to be a submissive, conservative, obedient wife. My husband abused me and cheated on me. I could not leave because I had no way to support myself. Then he left me to be with the other woman. Now I am a strong, independent, liberal feminist. It's amazing how a little experience in life can change your whole perspective on things.

You want a boyfriend but trust me, you don't want a husband.

Wish I could be in my 30's with a job that never calls me into work, mooching and living off other people and flirting with other womens husbands crying that I'm fat 10 times a day so they'll compliment me and tell me I'm not because I know I'm plain jane. Oh wait, nvm I don't wish I was like you.

I get an itch in a certain area whenever my ex-husband is about to contact me. It's so weird. The same goes for whenever I receive money or have to go out of town (this itch is in a different area). I'm not sure why, but it is always accurate.

My ex-husband (who left me to marry his mistress) just emailed me. The message was blank. All Iknow is that it came from his email account. I'm not sure what to think.

Childhood bff just posted on FB that her husband left his phone at the house, she was going to change all the contacts to superheros... Funny he assured me he had it password protected...

Ex husband wouldn't get snipped but wouldn't have kids either. Wouldn't let me use the diaphragm and hated condoms. I refused to take any more birth control pills because they made me horribly depressed. So we just didn't have sex.